Slogging through my long run on the dreaded treadmill at the gym tonight, I got to see a lot of news. And the sports world has gone crazy, crazy I tell you!
First up, I’m not a huge X Games fan, even though I believe the first X Games were in my home state of Rhode Island. But look at this guy fall!
Jake Brown’s X Games Fall
The amazing part, aside from the simple fact he’s still alive, is that he’s planning on coming back to skateboarding is three weeks. If I ever fell 40 feet, I think I’d wrap myself in bubble wrap and hang out in bed, getting up only to -carefully!- eat and pee. Of course, the odds of me being 40 feet in the air to begin with is slim to none, but you get the point.
Next, I think we may have to move the Seattle Mariners into the Evil Empire of Baseball. Why? Because their mascot, a moose of some sort (why the Mariners have a Moose mascot, I don’t know) tried to run over Coco Crisp! How awful is that?! That moose should not be allowed into the Hall Of Fame — blacklist him like Pete Rose, I say! Here’s a clip: Coco and the Moose
The Rox Sox mascot, Wally the Green Monster, is far more civilized, by the way. And, he’s popular with the ladies
Some other stuff happened this weekend in sports too. ARod hit his 500th homer, and Barry Bonds hit number 755. I’m far more impressed by ARod, but that’s a blog for another day. And, Schilling is back on the mound for the Sox tonight, so we’ll see how long he can keep his fat yap shut for after the game.