So, I’m trying to figure out the best way to tell you all about our trip to San Diego without boring you to death or driving myself insane. So, I thought I’d make you a few lists, and then tell you some good stories later this week. Sound good?
Things we learned:
Don’t drive in a strange city without a GPS. Seriously. my new BFF is Maggie the Magellan. J had trouble trusting her, but she really is the best thing ever. Unfortunately, she’ll go back to my dad tomorrow. I hope I can find my way to work.
(I can’t get this any bigger, but its only a picture of the GPS).
- Monkies really do suck on their penises, just like in those e-mails. I found this to be hilarious, especially once I realized what they were sucking on. J was horrified by me saying (loudly, in front of a toddler) “Look: He’s sucking his penis! Oh, you would too, if you could!”
(I couldn’t get a picture of him in action, sorry!)
- When a ride says “You will get wet” and it is only 60 degrees out, don’t go on the ride, even if it is your most favorite ride ever. It makes for a very uncomfortable remainder of the day.
- Seals (or sea lions, I never get them straight) love fish. But so do the birds, and they will dive bomb your head to get to said fish.
There are literally too many restaurants in the Gaslamp Quarter. J & I wandered around for an hour, looking at menus and getting beers. Then I was too drunk to eat anything besides pizza.
Christmas parades in 70 degree weather by the beach are weird, but fun.
Next time: Things that Rock in San Diego.