As many of you know, I’m leaving my job at TAC (Tiny Ass Corporation) for a job at a BAC (Big Ass Corporation). I’m excited but nervous. Here are some of my concerns:
How does the Commuter Rail actually work? Who do I pay? What if I miss my train?
What if the people I work with don’t like me? What if they don’t think I’m funny, and find the fact that I play Guitar Hero all night weird rather than endearing? Will they find my constant Friends references cute or annoying?
Will I be able to play on the Internet all day? (Not like I do that now, of course).
Who will I eat lunch with? Is there a microwave & a toaster? Are there little cups from the seventies that are just the right size for my Egg Beaters?
Will my new boss take us out to lunch when the snow pile melts? Do they even have snow piles in Boston?
Will my coworkers care if I run at lunch and then stink for the rest of the day?
How many more pounds will I gain with a Starbucks right across the street?
These are the things that keep my anal retentive Virgo self up at night.