Why isn’t there a quiet car on the commuter rail? I always end up sitting in front of the same woman on the train, who talks loudly on her cell phone about her coworkers for 25 minutes.
Speaking of, people should not be allowed to bring McDonalds fries on the train when I’m starving. On the last train of the night, when I’m chowing them down after 3 martinis, its perfectly acceptable.
A girl at work recently pointed out that most places don’t make your coffee anymore. Yet they still charge you the same amount as the places that do.
If my husband turns up smothered to death, i’m sure it had nothing to do with his incessant and annoying snoring. Nothing at all.
What’s the differece between a tag and a category? Do I need both?
The Sox won their home opener. Bill Buckner threw out the first pitch. J cried. Apparently, winning two World Series in three years makes fans forget that the ball went through your freaking legs.
I won’t turn into a pumpkin if I get home after 7, right? So why can’t I get to the gym f I work late?
When I eat alone at my desk, and lunch does not involve 3 bags of popcorn, I eat much less. Who knew?
We found a house we like a lot. But I’m having second thoughts. I think too much.
There used to be a spellchecker on here. Where did it go?