As I’ve mentioned before, I love Facebook, but sometimes its really way too much information. People seem to forget that everyone they know can see their status. That means everyone, people! Remember who you have on your friend list before you post this stuff! Below are some of my favorite examples of status updates in the share and over-share categories. Some are real, from my friends. You know who you are…
Share: I’m pregnant!
Over-share: I’m pregnant, and, guess what? Joe Smith, you’re the baby daddy!
Share: I’m feeling under the weather today.
Over-share: I just violently threw up last night’s sushi in my lunch bag.
Share: Here’s a picture of my new baby!
Over-share: Here’s a picture of my baby’s first poop!
Share: I’m excited for my husband to come home from his business trip.
Over-share: I won’t be leaving the bedroom for a long time this weekend.
Share: I think my dog is great!
Over-share: Its so funny when my dog licks himself!
Share: I had a rough day.
Over-share: I’m having a rough day because I think I have a UTI.
Share: I love Selena!
Over-share: Every time I see Selena I cry for hours.
Share: I’m sad.
Over-share: I’m sad because my BFF just told me he has the AIDS…what up Marky?!?! Love you, man!!!
Share: Being pregnant is tough.
Over-share: Being pregnant sucks and I can’t wait for this alien to get out of my body and take the hemorrhoids with him!