Did you miss me? Did you even know I was gone? Would you like to know what I was doing every minute I was away from you?
I won’t bore you with that, but I will give you my basic vacation schedule:
7am — Wake up to alarm in pitch black room, decide (with no facts to back this up) that its raining and I can’t run. Go back to sleep.
8am — Get out of bed, take inventory of other vacation goers, throw away a million water bottles, drink coffee
9am — Eat something fattening for breakfast (like eggs and two extra slices of cheese) and watch the Today show. Debate taking a shower.
10am — Head down to beach. Work on tan lines, read, sweat, go in ocean. Avoid large sea creatures if possible.
11am — Beer or Bacardi. More of the above.
Noon — Lunch. Snacks. TV. Beer.
1pm — Pool, wacky noodles, practice holding my breath under water. More beer.
3pm — Hot tub and vodka. Chocolate.
4pm — Rain and snacks. Maybe a nap. Maybe a shower. Definately some wine.
7pm — Dinner and drinks.
10pm — Happy hour. Pool (not the wet kind). Sad country music karaoke.
Midnight — Bedtime. Unless we go out to the beach to look for coconuts or turtles. Or to 7-11 at 1am for more beer.
Fascinating, huh? It actually was. The beach was gorgeous, the food was good and the company even better. I am relaxed and slightly sunburned. All in all, I’d say it was a winner!