I’m Ba-ack!

1 Sep

Did you miss me?  Did you even know I was gone?   Would you like to know what I was doing every minute I was away from you?

I won’t bore you with that, but I will give you my basic vacation schedule:

7am — Wake up to alarm in pitch black room, decide (with no facts to back this up) that its raining and I can’t run.  Go back to sleep.

8am — Get out of bed, take inventory of other vacation goers, throw away a million water bottles, drink coffee

9am — Eat something fattening for breakfast (like eggs and two extra slices of cheese) and watch the Today show.  Debate taking a shower.

10am — Head down to beach.  Work on tan lines, read, sweat, go in ocean.  Avoid large sea creatures if possible.

11am — Beer or Bacardi.  More of the above.

Noon — Lunch.  Snacks.  TV.  Beer.

1pm — Pool, wacky noodles, practice holding my breath under water.  More beer.

3pm — Hot tub and vodka.  Chocolate.

4pm — Rain and snacks.  Maybe a nap.  Maybe a shower.   Definately some wine.

7pm — Dinner and drinks.

10pm — Happy hour.  Pool (not the wet kind).  Sad country music karaoke.

Midnight — Bedtime.  Unless we go out to the beach to look for coconuts or turtles.  Or to 7-11 at 1am for more beer.

Fascinating, huh?  It actually was.  The beach was gorgeous, the food was good and the company even better.  I am relaxed and slightly sunburned.  All in all, I’d say it was a winner!

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2 Responses to “I’m Ba-ack!”

  1. Anthony D'Uva Jr. September 1, 2009 at 7:04 pm #

    Very good , Julie, but where is Juan Pablo,,, whatever, did you guys leave him there?

  2. Mare September 3, 2009 at 6:16 pm #

    Sounds like a fine schedule.

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